So, guys, today is JWOWW's birthday. She'll most likely get married this year, and will most likely have a baby soon after that, so we'd say 27's gonna be a good one. And basically, Jenni Farley has plenty of things to celebrate this year as she rings in the big 2-7. Like…
1. Her super cut abs, thanks to her partnership with AbCuts.
2. Her $100,000 engagement ring that looks like this:
3. Her fiance Roger, who's the guido juicehead she's always dreamed of:
4. The joint bachelor/bachelorette party that she told us she's planning to have in Vegas.
5. Her adorable godson, Lorenzo:
6. No longer having to live in the Shore house with The Situation.
7. No longer having to live in the Hoboken house with Snooki.
8. Her perfume.
9. Her book, The Rules According to JWOWW.
10. These tanning products:
11. Jersey Shore for getting her all that stuff.
12. Her free trips to Italy and Miami (thanks, MTV).
13. Her selfie-taking abilities.
14. The fact that her Twitter fueds with Angelina are a thing of the past. Probably.
15. Her dogs, Noelle and Bella, and their $12,000 dog house.
16. This pic:
17. Those boobs:
18. Looking like this on crutches:
20. That super sexy belly ring.
21. Her gay Joey:
22. Whatever is happening here:
23. This awesome birthday gift she got that we want to steal:
24. The fact that Lea Michele gets starstruck over her.
25. This happening: #angelforlyf
26. A professional engagement photo shoot sponsored by MTV:
27. She shares a birthday with Elizabeth Taylor. Happy birthday, ladies.
How do you think JWOWW is celebrating today? Tweet us your thoughts @OKmagazine and leave your birhtday wishes for her in the comments below!