Charlie Sheen is short one goddess. Porn star Rachel Oberlin (aka Bree Olson) has quit her role as a member of Charlie’s entourage, leaving Natalie Kenly as the sole goddess on tour with the 45-year-old actor.
“Where’s Bree, you’re all wondering… or Rachel, as we call her,” Charlie said as he addressed the crowd at the MGM Grand Theater at Foxwoods Resort Casino Sunday night, a stop on his “Torpedo of Truth” tour.
“She got homesick,” he then explained. “She just left in the middle of the night.”
Charlie also alluded to “Rach” seeking other sexual partners.
“Not cool, Jeff,” he said to the show’s special guest and moderator Jeffrey Ross — Comedy Central’s “roastmaster general.”
“I decide if she gets back in,” Charlie warned.
“There is only one goddess now,” he added. “Don’t need goddesses when you have Natty.”
Natty — dressed in a schoolgirl-esque plaid skirt and black framed glasses — was on hand to greet the audience and help give away free Sheen paraphernalia.
She pranced around the stage to the delight of some of the male members of the audience, who cheered her on and ran up to get a free piece of the “Sheen dream.”
Several female members of the Foxwoods crowd seemed pleased about there being one less goddess, and hopeful to get an opportunity to audition for that role.
Which, of course, they received.
Jeff and Charlie summoned 10 audience members to the stage — five women and five men — so they could ask a question and get roasted.
The female fans had a chance to “audition” for the goddess role, and a 23-year-old flashed the audience and begged Charlie to sign his name across her chest.
He did not find a new goddess at Foxwoods, but the audience participation certainly added to the hilarity of the show.