Charlie Sheen has joined the Twitterverse! And now we are waiting on the edge of our seats for his first Tweet, as it’s bound to be epic! And we aren’t the only ones, over 102,000 Twitter users (as of 6 p.m. ET) are already following the 45-year-old actor and he just joined this afternoon!
There have been faux Charlie Sheen Twitter pages before, but this one is a “verified” account — @charliesheen.
We don’t know what his first Tweet will be, but catch some of our favorite interview quotes below, via the inventive new site, LivetheSheenDream.com.
“Most of the time — and this includes naps —I’m an F-18.”
“I wanted to watch Jaws on the ocean in the dark and be afraid.”
“I have a disease? Bullshit. I cured it with my brain.”
“I closed my eyes and in a nanosecond I cured myself.”
“We’re Vatican assassins. How complicated can it be?”
“Women are not to be hit. They are to be hugged and caressed.”
“I am battle-tested bayonets bro.”
“I don’t believe in panicking — panicking is for amateurs and morons”
“I don’t sleep. I wait.”
“I don’t have burnout in my gear box.”
“Dying is for fools. Amateurs.”
So stay tuned for the Tweets! Happy reading!