Mila Kunis, you are Charlie Sheen’s chosen third goddess! Congratulations? During Charlie’s Wednesday night performance of “My Torpedo of Truth/Defeat is Not an Option” live show in Columbus, Ohio, Charlie announced he wanted to add the Black Swan star as one of his goddesses.
“Mila Kunis. I mean, debate me, right?” Charlie said to the crowd (via Access Hollywood) explaining who the third goddess he’d like to join Bree Olson and Natalie Kenly. “And here’s the good news: My goddesses have already f***ing approved [Mila]… she’s pre-approved.”
By moderator Joey Scoleri had his doubts that a third goddess would be a good idea saying, “Two is the ideal number and now you’re talking about potentially a third?”
“Come on, man. A warlock can, you know, manage so many goddesses,” Charlie said. “I tried three, I tried f***ing three – it doesn’t work.
“I would have great tolerance for many items missing provided it involves Mila f***ing Kunis,” he added. “Who wouldn’t? If Mila Kunis is stealing your sh*t because you can’t pay attention to her, you’re still f***ing winning. You’re still winning at that moment.”
So how will Charlie persuade Mila to join his goddesses?
“I have tremendous faith in the young Mila Kunis — I’m going to go on her Facebook page and discover her ‘likes’ and I’m going to buy them all,” he explained. “And then she can come steal them! Super f***ing hot thief!
“Mila, please, we have a warehouse full of your favorite sh*t for you to come steal– in Sherman Oaks.”
Wonder what Mila thinks of Charlie’s goddess request?