Just as Melissa Etheridge announces she’s in a relationship with Linda Wallen, her ex, Tammy Lynn Michaels is accusing her of cheating.
Melissa and Tammy broke up in April 2010, but they’re both still recovering from the split, it seems.
“i moved out november 23rd 2009… she said it would help…i was convinced it would too… and i trusted there was… no one else… i didn’t know… there was someone moving in… as i was moving out.”
“three weeks later a box of new toys… was delivered and her assistant brought… it to my rental house as a mistake,” Tammy writes. “… i opened it… and that’s when i felt something was up… i called her… ‘i have your new dicks on my kitchen counter?'”
Tammy said she didn’t want to be “sued for slander,” but wanted to clarify reports.
But it sounds like Tammy is moving on just like Melissa.
“and i met found someone myself,” she shares. “apparently they specialize in inflating roadkill? someone who almost made me believe in the tooth fairy again. which means there’s hope for those of us who got even the most flattened. the tooth fairy, santa claus, and even leprechauns. now- i’m not sure what the next move with this chick is- do i leave her a tooth under my pillow? cookies and milk by a tree? green beer on the doorstep?”