We're thinking of last night's season 3 premiere of Awkward. as MTV's big old "you're welcome" to all of us 20-somethings who were as obsessed with and missed this show as much as we did. Now that Jenna (Ashley Rickards) and her maybe-soon-to-not-be beau (literally) Matty (Beau Mirchoff) have to head back to school after a summer of sex-capades, we braced ourselves for what was to come…and things got weird.
Tamara (Jillian Rose Reed) and Jake (Brett Davern) are Euro-PDA fiends. Yes. You read right. After a summer abroad in Europe, Jamara has officially DTR-ed and they want everybody to know it. Oh, and both Tam and Jake got new locks…of hair. Uh, is it just us or do you think Jake stole Justin Bieber's 'do? Either way, we dig 'em both.
Matty might be Jenna's baby daddy. Woah, slow down. Jenna reveals to her mom (how awks?) that she might be pregnant with Matty's baby. Unbeknownst to Matty, Jenna takes a pregnancy test….which thankfully comes back negative. When Matty hears that Jenna kept this secret from him, their sexcapade days could be numbered.
SADIE SAXTON (Molly Tarlov) IS BROKE AND MAYBE PREGNANT. Too. Much. To. Handle. Our favorite rich b*tch was blowing chunks all over last night's premiere which only lead us to believe one thing, she's preggo. Not so fast. She revealed later on that her über rich parents are broke which is causing her immense stress due to lack of weekly mani/pedis. Or could it be that….
Sadie's maybe baby daddy Ricky is dead. What? Death? This is a lot to take in, MTV! Although nobody is really mourning the loss of the jerk turned XXX-artist, we think this is a major part of Sadie's vom-worthy meltdown. Either way, it's kinda sad. Not gonna lie, we LOLed when Jenna accidentally spit on his ashes. Does that make us bad people?!
And for this recap we say, you're welcome.
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