Charlie Sheen may be happy about reaching a whopping two million followers on Twitter; however, the 45-year-old actor is not pleased with the first edition of Sheen’s Korner, his new live webcast on UStream TV with the tagline, “You’re either in Sheen’s korner or with the trolls!” The online show debuted Saturday, and last night Charlie took to UStream in a 13-minute, expletive-laden clip expressing his aggravation with Sheen’s Korner Round 1, in episode 2, “Torpedoes of Truth.”
In the clip, Charlie puffs a cigarette and blames everyone but himself, for the debut of his webcast.
“Last night was a shameful trainwreck filled with like blind cuddly puppies,” he said of the show. “I tried to use their format. I don’t fit into their format. Their format is cat s–t stuck to the bottom of my sprinting shoe.”
The Two and a Half Men star makes bizarre faces and gestures as he is on the phone with a business associate during the entire 13 minutes.
“I’m videoing this phone call because I’m tired of losing all my f—ing gold into the f—ing ethersphere of f—ing stupidity,” he said. “My thing is f—ing gold and platinum and diamonds and every other precious f—ing gem that falls out of losers’ buttholes.”
“And it’s me, and it’s gnarly, and it’s crazy, and it’s more than they deserve, it’s more than they can process,” he added.
At the end of his 13-minute rant, he laments the loss of his 11-year-old pug, Betty, who shared his birthday and a special bond with him.
“Betty was the s—. Betty was f—in’ cool as hell. But she’s dead, and now she’s in another dimension flashing her razor fangs, making her owner, her master, proud,” Charlie said. “That’s how it goes. People die. Dogs die. What are you gonna do? What are you gonna do? Bring ‘em back. Good luck. You’re not me.”
The latest UStream episode was dedicated to Betty.
He did Tweet his excitement about reaching 2 million followers on Twitter, writing, “We gobbled the soft target that was 2.0 mil like a bag of troll-house zombie chow.”
Charlie is currently in a custody battle with soon-to-be ex-wife Brooke Mueller, but not mention of his two-year-old twin boys, Bob and Max, has been made recently.
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