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Charlie Sheen doesn’t seem to be censoring his thoughts these days. The 45-year-old wayward actor launched an on-air attack against Two and a Half Men creator Chuck Lorre and then switched gears, bringing his rant back to the 18th century and taking a blow at one of our founding fathers, Thomas Jefferson.

Charlie had a bit of a meltdown today when he called into the The Alex Jones Show and maintaining he is 100 percent clean and sober!

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“Here’s your first pee test, next one goes in your mouth. No, you won’t get high,” he quipped.

Catch the highlights from Charlie’s rant below, via TMZ:

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• He calls Men creator Chuck Lorre a turd, a clown, and says his real name is “Hymie Levine,” an anti-semitic slur.

• Charlie claims to have embarrassed Chuck “in front of his children and the world by healing at a pace that his un-evolved mind cannot process.”

• He calls Alcoholics Anonymous  a “bootleg cult” with a success rate of only five percent,  and that he is 100 percent: “Newsflash … I am special and I will never be one of you. I was shackled and oppressed by the cult of AA for 22 years. I finally extracted myself from their troll hole and started living my life the way I want to live it. It’s vintage, outdated, and stupid and it’s followed by stupid people. […] I hate them violently. They will come at me.”

• Host Alex Jones tells Charlie he sounded like the third president of the U.S., Thomas Jefferson. His response, “I’m not Thomas Jefferson. He was a pussy! But I dare anyone to debate me on things.”

• On battling addiction: “I have a disease? Bulls**t! I cured it … with my mind.”

Charlie then ended his 30-minute interview with a shout out to his “two goddesses.”

“I’m going to hang out with these two smoking hotties [reportedly porn star Bree Olsen and model Natalie Kenly] and fly around the world. It might be lonely up here but I sure like the view.”

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No one puts Charlie in a corner. What do you think of the actor’s most recent rant?

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