Yet another version of the Jersey Shore dynasty is reportedly underway! There have already been rumors about different ethnic groups and cultures receiving a Jersey Shore-esque reality show, but now the producers behind the hit MTV show have released another casting call. So what group of people are about to get their big break?
The entire state of Massachusetts has a shot.
Gawker released the casting call for a new MTV reality show, reportedly showcasing individuals born and raised in the Bay State.
“You come from all over – Gloucester, Worcester, South End, Charlestown, Chicopee and South Swansea. You share a love for muscle cahs, hair products and little necks on the frickin half shell. You don’t take sh*t from nobody – least of all each othah. You are the hottest girls and proudly buff guys from Massa -freakin-chusettes who believe in God, Family, The Red Sox and partying!!,” the casting call proudly reads, describing the type of die-hard Mass residents they are looking for. accent and all.
“You ready to live togethah, laugh togethah, drink togethah and love togethah? You’ll pahty on the beaches of the Cape where Roast Beef Hoagies and cases of Narragansett Light are on every Celtics towel next to a bottle of baby oil and a can of hair spray! Are you down for one wicked cool summah, and be a part of the most wicked reality show evah!”
What are producers looking for – blue collar, hard working, harder partying, tough talking, damn good looking Mass natives from all over the state …. Yea we’ll consider preps from Wellsley too if they got what it takes.
“Get Ready for the the summer of your life on the show that will knock the sox off the Red Sox, blow canons from Lexington to Cornwall and make you wish you remembered where you pahked your frickin cah cause that clunker is in Jersey!”
Looks like everyone wants a piece of the Jersey Shore treatment.
Earlier this month, casting notices for an Asian version of the Jersey Shore reportedly circulated along with other rumored knock-offs — a Russian-American version set in Brighton Beach and another starring senior citizens at a nursing home.
Can’t wait to see what producers pull next!