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'KKTM' Recap: 10 Best One-Liners From Kim, Kourtney and Scott Last Night

The show might be called Kourtney & Kim Take Miami, but we have a new star emerging, and it’s Lord Disick (seriously, his lord-ness last week was just hilarious). Lately, we think that Scott Disick’s joke-cracking has rubbed off on his baby-mama, Kourtney Kardashian and her sister Kim Kardashian because between the three of them, there have been some LOL worthy one-liners on KKTM.

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Between LD getting full-on Buckwild and going alligator-hunting (uh, with Vienna Girardi?) and Kim dealing with the usual life crisis (worst-dressed list, duh), there were some hysterical moments last night. Get ready to giggle and check out the best one-liners from yesterday's episode!

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1. "If my girlfriend knew how to skin me, I'd be sleeping with a sawed-off shotgun."—Scott

2. "Shopping online is like, the greatest invention of life."—Kim

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3. “Kiki, your face looks like it’s painted.”—Mason (after Kim's spray tan)

4. “We’re gonna eat it, we’re gonna love it, then we’re gonna wear it.”—Scott

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5. "New shoes! Daddy needs a new pair."—Scott (when asked why they were hunting alligator)

6. "You guys are too superficial of a combo."—Kourtney on Kimye

7. “I know I was a little judgey-wudgey about getting a spray tan…”—Kourtney

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8. "A lot goes into being a stylish man. You gotta kill…or be killed."—Scott

9. "The pressure, it's like I already have to go shopping again"—Kim

10. "Hey, boys. Have you ever had your nuts boiled?"—Scott

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Did you have a favorite line from last night’s episode of Kourtney and Kim Take Miami? Tell us about it by tweeting us at @OKMagazine and below in the comments!