Don't Trust the B—- in Apartment 23 star Krysten Ritter may be in a serious relationship with Hurt Locker and True Blood actor Brian Geraghty, but don't expect her to tie the knot anytime soon.
The former model opens up to Playboy about how marriage isn't for her.
"I was never the little girl who dreamed about a wedding or a big white dress. I don't think I'm sour on marriage. I just don't know if I'm the type.
Marriage seems scary to me," she adds. "I'm in a serious relationship. We have a dog together. We live five minutes from each other. It's heaven. I think that might be the key: separate houses, separate bank accounts. Why mess with that?"
The 30-year-old grew up on a beef farm in Shickshinny, Pennsylvania, a town of 838 and her distinctive look got her noticed by a by a modeling scout in a shopping mall when she was just 15.
Krysten soon started working, but she didn't make many friends.
"I worked a lot, and there was one other girl who also worked a lot. She was the queen bee before I came along, and I think she didn’t enjoy that she wasn’t the only one anymore. She f*****g hated me. I would play guitar on the patio—not late; we’re talking 8:30 to nine p.m.—and she would tell the agency I was keeping her up. I got in trouble for that. So I put roaches in her bed. You don’t f**k with a girl’s livelihood."
And girls in her hometown gave her a hard time too.
"I was always picked on. When I became a model, it got even worse because the girls became meaner—“Oh my God, I can’t believe she’s a model. She’s not even pretty.” At some slumber party they tape-recorded their night, and it was about me getting bashed. And these were some of my best friends! Not anymore. Someone gave my high school boyfriend the tape. You know, high school is all subterfuge and scandal. I was just counting down the minutes until I turned 18."
Even her boyfriend wasn't that great.
"He was so angsty and bad. He was a real bad boy. He gave me a school picture that year that said, “Okay, Krysten, I love you. You give me a boner.” That’s how we started dating. His name was Damian, but my parents called him “Demon.” Our first time was in his parents’ van before basketball practice. I don’t remember it being very pleasant."
But it looks like she got the last laugh! Krysten is in a much better place and stars on a hit show. She now has adoring fans who call her the b word on a regular basis which she loves!
"People come up to me and call me “the B,” which I find so endearing. They changed the title from Bitch to B—-, and I’m glad. At first I wasn’t, because I’m the b***h and it was rad. But now that people come over to me and call me “the B,” I’m relieved. It’s much more adorable to be called “the B” than “You b***h.”
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