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Malan's Musings: Fashion Friday is Here!

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Oct. 29 2010, Published 10:54 a.m. ET

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Every week at okmagazine.com, accomplished designer Malan Breton takes a look back at the week in fashion — the Do’s, the Don'ts and everything in between! Join Malan and OK! for Fashion Fridays!

I see London, I see France, I see Paris Hilton's smiley faced shoulder pads? Oh, darlings! This blouse needs to go right back to the theme park her boyfriend acquired it from! Was it the ring toss? Perhaps! such a pretty girl to look like a stylist stapled 99 cent store foam smiley faces to a T-shirt and called it fashion?!?! Poor darling!

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OK! GALLERY: PARIS HILTON WEARS HER SMILE ON HER SLEEVE

Allegedly I saw a tranny on 6th avenue the other day.She was stunning! She looked just like Adriana Lima! Oh dear, I'm so sorry, it was Adriana Lima! Dressed in what looked like a$3 polyester taffeta Marilyn Monroe, diamonds are a girls best friend, knock-off dress from 14th street and $2 bridal shoes to match, leave little to say for a stylish new brassiere launch!

OK! GALLERY: ADRIANA LIMA DEBUTS THE BOMBSHELL BRA

Except this... Perhaps the theme was table captain at a Christmas gala with her team of toothless cater waiters, "Okay guys! Who has table eight?" There is a good way to do "Old Hollywood" and a $2.25 way to do it! I have never seen something so expensive look like it came off the chest of Nomi Malone in the 90's horror classic Showgirls! Oh wait, that wasn't a horror film? Darlings, I had nightmares for weeks after seeing that piece of cinematic "genius"!

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Oh darlings, I think this week was just filled with the fashionably challenged! Was it a full moon?

OK! GALLERY: GRAY-HAIRED LADY GAGA MEETS SILVER FOX ANDERSON COOPER

I adore Lady Gaga but darling, I challenge you to better, because I know! This is an unacceptable Lady Gaga approach to fashion! It's too easy for someone as educated in style as you! I would personally love to create something for you in natural stones and crystals that emulates the look of sirena!

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Darlings, the movie that has caused great excitement amongst the Fraternite Corps de Ballet, has two of the strongest stars in Hollywood and the most beautiful. I was able to see this movie at one of the premieres and darlings — you must for the Rodarte costumes alone see this film. Just turn your head when Natalie Portman proceeds to fouetté.

OK! GALLERY: BLACK SWAN BEAUTY MILA KUNIS BEAMS IN LONDON

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As a former professional dancer it is painful to watch, but otherwise the most genius film I have seen in years! Mila Kunis seen here at the London Premiere is stunning even in the simplest of looks, she embodies beauty! Brava, and brava to you and Natalie for your performances!

OK! GALLERY: KANYE WEST DOESN'T RUNAWAY FROM RUNAWAY

Well darlings, it's time that I end the week, with the best dressed on Hollywood's red carpet! Yes, there were three: Minnie Driver, Mila Jovovich and Kanye West in Tom Ford! Did I mention how beautiful Bryce Dallas Howard is? I think she will be the muse for my fall 2011 collection!

OK! GALLERY: THE HOLLYWOOD AWARDS BRING OUT EVERY SINGLE STAR...ALMOST!

Darlings, fashion still has a place in Hollywood and these four give new meaning to Hollywood glamour!

Until next week, love and glamour!

Malan Breton

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