"Reincarnation of Venus" Sues Hugh Hefner

And now for some delightfully interesting, albeit very crazy news: Sheri Allred, a woman who says she's possessed by "the most beautifulest angel lusefer" who also claims she's the reincarnation of "Venus Aphrodite Demilo" is suing Playboy founder Hugh Hefner for a whopping $3 billion, TMZ reports.

So what does Ms. Allred have against the Hef? In her lawsuit, the self-proclaimed "biggest hat in the world" says he's a member of a pedophile organization in L.A., and that he hid under her bed when she was 5 and held her hand. Since then, she says he's made her life "a mess."