Robert Pattinson covers the September issue of Blackbook and talks frankly with the magazine about crash course dieting. See, even sex symbol vampires suffer from body insecurity, which he calls "a thing."
“I’m on an all-liquid diet,” he told the magazine. “I had to be shirtless for a photo shoot," he says. "So I asked a nutritionist what’s a diet in which you can still drink as much as you want. She said a liquid diet.”
He doesn't stop there.
“I was so impressed with myself yesterday,” he says. “I took a pee that was four minutes long.”
Robert knows this admission will likely be a soundbite, as he tells the writer if you don't "say something stupid" during an interview, journalists will just "make something up."
“I once started a rumor on Entertainment Tonight that there was a deleted scat sex scene in Twilight and it didn’t even get picked up," he moans. "I thought, ‘What the f**k? I’m giving you this stuff!”
Since becoming one of the world's most photographed and written about actors, Robert says his personal life has hit the skids.
“My circle of friends narrowed pretty quickly," he says. “I like to be the parasite, not the other way around. I never go anywhere. I don’t even know where anywhere is.”