Does he drink like a fish, too?
Olympic gold medalist Ryan Lochte had an epic night out on the town last night, where he celebrated the end of the 2012 Games with some ladies and tequila shots.
According to spies, the athlete was surrounded by women, dancing and downing champagne and "$800 tequila" at London's Chinawhites nightclub.
There was also some talk of a "mystery redhead" who helped herself to his lap in the back of a taxi cab late at night, but judging from the picture on E! News, Ryan may not remember much of the incident today.
Speaking of the ladies, Ryan — who clarified last week he wasn't the one-night stand aficionado his mother made him out to be — has his "desert island" dream girl picked out.
When Piers Morgan asked who he'd bring, Ryan quickly answered with an already off-the-market blonde.
“Right now, Blake Lively. Yeah, she is gorgeous," he said. “I would be like, ‘Hi.’ I’d be like, ‘You want to go to an island with me?’”
Unfortunately, Blake's taken by another Ryan who's body is just as enviable.