Welcome to Tweet Repeat, your daily dose of the best celeb anecdotes found on Twitter. We’ve scoured the site looking for the funniest, weirdest, goofiest, deepest, craziest, sweetest, most intriguing thoughts of the day, from the most intriguing people on the internet. See what Seth Rogen, Ellen DeGeneres, Bryan Greenberg, Mario Lopez and more were up to in the Twittersphere today.
— Fallon Tonight (@FallonTonight) January 2, 2014
This is how I looked and felt this morning having to get up for work… pic.twitter.com/bfBO1bl8ni
— Mario Lopez (@MarioLopezExtra) January 2, 2014
Was gonna go to the gym, but parking lot was so crowded I would've had to park 3 blocks away. I'm not walking that far to get on a treadmill
— Ellen DeGeneres (@TheEllenShow) January 2, 2014
I look like ET in my last 2 Instagram posts. #factsonly
— Miley Ray Cyrus (@MileyCyrus) January 2, 2014
Enjoyed American Hairpiece, I mean Hustle. Fun movie.
— Bryan Greenberg (@bryangreenberg) January 2, 2014
Disclaimer: My stand up is NOT like my vines. If you watch my stand up and expect that type of humor, then you my friend are an asshole.
— Chris D'Elia (@chrisdelia) January 2, 2014
This is by far the most I've ever been entertained by Shia LaBeouf.
— Seth Rogen (@Sethrogen) January 2, 2014
When you are sick, smells and tastes are no longer things in your life.
— Ben Schwartz (@rejectedjokes) January 2, 2014
My new year's resolution is that donuts are good for me.
— Kumail Nanjiani (@kumailn) January 2, 2014
John Denver: Beloved folk/country icon or undercover Asian lesbian. You decide. pic.twitter.com/PXPurATctT
— Alec Sulkin (@thesulk) January 2, 2014