We learned a lot of interesting things on this week’s episode of Pretty Wicked Moms: Queen Bee Emily has an inner-tomboy and was a high school basketball star; Miranda throws themed play-dates complete with costumes, a dessert buffet and personalized goody-bags; and any time you tell your doctor a psychic sent you in for an evaluation, he will look at you like you’re insane. And hey, maybe you are!
Here’s a few of the best (or worst?) lines of the night:
Marci on seeing the other moms in skimpy bikinis at the water park: Oh my God, it was like suddenly I was in an episode of Baywatch. I’m just feeling jiggly wiggly.
Nicole N. on her buoyant breasts at the water park: We don’t need any floatation devices in here.
Emily: I’ve got my own set of floaties!
Miranda on sports: The only sport I play is shopping… but there’s a lot of walking in that. And running if there’s a sale!
Neat-freak Miranda at a dinner party: Who got chocolate cake on my table cloth?
Miranda on her family planning strategy: For selfish reasons I want to be pregnant during the winter … Who wants to be big and pregnant at the freaking pool?
What do you think was the most outrageous thing said on last night’s Pretty Wicked Moms? Tell us in the comments below or on Twitter @OKMagazine.