Welcome to Tweet Repeat, your daily dose of the best celeb anecdotes found on Twitter. We’ve scoured the site looking for the funniest, weirdest, goofiest, deepest, craziest, sweetest, most intriguing thoughts of the day, from the most intriguing people on the internet. See what LL Cool J, Ellen Page, Jax Taylor, Miles Teller and more were up to in the Twittersphere today.
Now that @BenAffleck is Batman, I'd like to officially throw my name in the hat to play his lil' sidekick + loyal "boy wonder"…Matt Damon
— Justin Long (@justinlong) August 23, 2013
Why do SO Many ppl Loose it,’cause I Use CAPS? They need 2 go 2
“CAP-ANON” BECAUSE I’m CERTAINLY NOT Going 2 CAA ! “CAP-AHOLICS ANONYMOUS”
— Cher (@cher) August 23, 2013
If you have Broadway tweet me. Lets do this! pic.twitter.com/gzr6bLTE8W
— Miles Teller (@Miles_Teller) August 23, 2013
Just posted a photo http://t.co/01KPnjDgvZ
— Jax Taylor (@mrjaxtaylor) August 23, 2013
— LLCOOLJ. (@llcoolj) August 23, 2013
Either my 6 yr-old's tooth is loose or his head is loose around the tooth.
— Kevin Nealon (@kevin_nealon) August 23, 2013
— Jesse McCartney (@JesseMcCartney) August 23, 2013
“How about a cucumber but even more boring.” – Pitch for the zucchini
— Jim Gaffigan (@JimGaffigan) August 23, 2013
love watching poker as much as the next lonely degenerate, but who wants to win a bracelet? now an anklet or belly chain? that's prestigious
— daniel tosh (@danieltosh) August 23, 2013
can not wait to be in new york for fashion week👗👠
— brielle biermann (@BrielleZolciak) August 23, 2013
To the guy who totally cut me off on the freeway today and almost killed both of us and then gave ME the finger…why are you so cool?
— Ellen Page (@EllenPage) August 23, 2013
— Kobe Bryant (@kobebryant) August 23, 2013
And oh my gosh. I was just informed that my show at Radio City is sold out. I can't even believe it. I don't have words. Wow. thank you.
— Sara Bareilles (@SaraBareilles) August 23, 2013