It’s the morning after the VMAs, which means all anyone can talk about is the VMAs, which means all Beyonce, all the time. But in between watching endless Vines of Blue Ivy doing the “Flawless” dance move with her tiny hands, we still have a few questions about the show. Can you help answer?
1. Where did Solange go? She was on the red carpet, but then was never spotted at the show. Not even giving reaction shots during Beyonce’s performance. Hmm.
2. Did any men attend this show? Any. At all. Do men exist?
3. Why didn’t Jay Pharoah just host the show? Did he get paid for his services?
4. How many sponsors can one awards show have?
5. What was Nicki Minaj‘s performance dress supposed to look like?
6. Was Usher actually playing that bass, or is he a good faker?
7. Did Katy Perry regret that denim dress at all? It seemed uncomfortable.
8. How did Katy Perry get that endless supply of champagne?
9. How is Lorde considered rock music?
10. Was Miley Cyrus really crying?
11. How is Suge Knight doing?
12. Was Jennifer Lopez the oldest person there?
13. Does Jennifer Lopez drink the blood of virgins?
14. How does Ariana Grande walk in those boots?
15. What was up with Taylor Swift‘s dress-unitard-couture bathing suit? Is this her new look?
16. How many of the people on this VMAs stage have butt implants?
17. How and why are Kim Kardashian and Sam Smith friends?
18. Did they really do a Robin Williams tribute that was just photos of him, with no intro or speech at all?
19. Will Kim Kardashian ever learn to dress for her body?
20. Is Rose McGowan mad that Amber Rose stole her look?
21. When can we hang out with the Orange is the New Black cast?
22. So this Big Sean and Ariana Grande love affair is really happening, huh?
23. What better thing does Drake have to do than appear at the VMAs?
24. Did Iggy Azalea hurt herself when she fell off stage on Friday?
25. Is Nicki Minaj pissed about Taylor’s little mention of the snake biting Nicki’s dancer?
26. How many more of Beyonce’s dance moves does Blue Ivy know by heart?
27. How many times can we watch gifs of Blue Ivy before it becomes obsessive?
28. Was the entire VMAs a preamble to a Beyonce concert, and do we mind? (No.)
What did you think of the 2014 VMAs? What questions do you have left? Do you have any answers for these questions? Tell us in the comments below or tweet us @OKMagazine.