Reason 1: She had hookahs scattered throughout the party. Did your mom let you smoke anything in her presence? Probably not (but okay, smart move, mom!).
Reason 2: Her birthday party involved a vague Alice in Wonderland theme, which seemed to mostly affect the headwear of her guests.
Reason 4: The hottest girl in the Glee cast wants to hang out with Kylie. Isn't Naya Rivera a dead ringer for Kim Kardashian at this angle?
Reason 6: Drake, Big Sean, and Tyga were all willing to pose for a pic with her occasionally embarrassing almost bro-in-law.
Reason 9: Having celeb makeup artist Joyce Bonelli on the payroll means she can trick out the makeup of your nearest and dearest. Love that disco-ball eye, Kris!
Reason 11: Her sister Kendall managed to pretend she wasn't annoyed that her 16th birthday was not nearly this awesome.
Reason 13: Kylie's friends seem like good people—none of them have ever sold a story about her, at least!
Reason 18: She can somehow make a red lip, bare midriff, and leather skirt look chic. Impressive!
Reason 19: You know that song that's always played at Sweet Sixteens that goes, "sweet sixteen and never been kissed"? Welp, Drake kissed Kylie on her birthday. Sit down, everyone else.
Reason 20: The special guests at her after-party got very on-trend camo jumpsuits. Best sleepover ever.