This is what tour merch is all about! Little Blue Ivy rocks a Watch The Throne shirt as she's bottle-fed by her momma—Still no face.
All Access Pass! Blue Ivy wanders around backstage—although with her parents' busy schedule, WHICH tour is anyone's guess. Face? Not here.
Blue Ivy sets up shop in Beyonce's green room with her very own monogrammed director's chair—Back-facing, of course.
Such a little lady! Blue Ivy sits still as Beyonce fixes her tight curls—from the side, so we're getting closer.
She learns from the best! Blue gets some insight from Daddy at the airport—Face obscured by shadows.
"Under The Boardwalk" is definitely playing in the background as Blue plays on the dock with Bey—We spot hair! But no face.
Just another day on the yacht! No running though, Blue—it's dangerous out there. Especially when we can't see your face.
Making Beyonce the focal point of this picture really contributes to the whole "we can't see Blue's face" thing.
Blue Ivy Birthday Party Beyonce Face Paint
OK this one makes sense—If we were thisclose to Michelle Williams, we'd be staring at her too!
Blue gets ready for bed (In the fanciest lil nightgown ever!) after Beyonce's birthday party—face not visible.
There was no chance we were going to see the front of this photo of Beyonce and Blue. Beautiful though.
Sure they pretty much own (literally and figuratively) Barclay's Stadium—but can't they throw us little people a bone?
Just a little hammock hangout sesh between mother and daughter—face obscured like it ain't no thang.
What we wouldn't give to lay our heads on Beyonce's bosom in a hot tub. Only we'd show our faces to the camera. Just sayin'.
The only thing that makes the photo bearable is Jay Z's bright blue tux. And OK, the whole thing is adorable.
"Let's just put this adorably huge hat on you so the world can't see your perfect face," says Beyonce.