If there’s one thing we know about Kris Jenner it’s that she says some pretty freakin’ hilarious things on Keeping Up With The Kardashians. Although her dry, sarcastic humor makes her the butt of her kids’ jokes, it doesn’t go unappreciated with us. In honor of her talk show’s premiere today, we thought it’d be best that everyone reminisces on some of KJ’s best KUWTK quotes of all time!