He was investigated after allegedly egging his neighbor’s house. VERDICT: Typical teenager. Most teenagers could get away with this, but when you’re the only teen in a neighborhood for bajillionaires…
Justin Bieber fought Orlando Bloom over a Victoria's Secret model while the two were in Ibiza. VERDICT: Total celebrity. Ibiza—'nuff said.
Justin Bieber is feuding with Orlando Bloom, so he posted a pic of Orlando looking weepy. VERDICT: Typical teenager. Bullying people on Instagram? That is high-school behavior.
Justin has scuffled with the paparazzi a few times. VERDICT: Total celebrity move, but we don't blame him or the rest of them. If people were screaming insults in our faces, we'd react, too!
Justin visited the Anne Frank house in Amsterdam and wrote in the guest book that he thinks Anne would have been a "Belieber." VERDICT: Typical teenager. In fact, I'm surprised a teenage girl hasn't already written "Amy loves Justin Bieber" somewhere around that house already.
He is shirtless 92% of the time. VERDICT: Typical teenager. Teen boys who are proud of their scrawny musculature are obsessed with showing off their torsos.
Justin keeps getting back together with his first love, Selena Gomez. VERDICT: Typical teenager. His first break-up totally destroyed him! It's the most relatable thing he's ever gone through.
Justin had his pet monkey confiscated at an airport in Germany. VERDICT: Total celebrity. Pet monkey.. confiscated.. German airport.
He grew a weird little mustache. VERDICT: Typical teenager. How else would they assert their adulthood?
Justin got a tattoo of his mother's eyeball as part of his sleeve of ink. VERDICT: Typical teenager. This is exactly the kind of misguided display of love a kid would give to his mother.
He randomly gifted his pet hamster to a screaming fan. A really nice gesture, even if people accused him of animal cruelty afterwards. VERDICT: Total celebrity. Regular people don't give away animals on a whim.
Justin has taken up graffiti as his favorite (illegal) hobby. VERDICT: Typical teenager. And a teenager would be dumb enough to post the results on social media, too.
Justin was filmed peeing in a restaurant's mop bucket while saying "F*ck Bill Clinton. VERDICT: Total teenager. Young people love drinking too much, and then getting naively political.
JB posted a pic of himself and his lady looking vaguely cuddly and post-coital. VERDICT: Total teenager. If you're a sexually active teenaged boy, you want everyone to know about it.
Justin was hospitalized in the summer of 2013 after a few exhausting concerts that left him short of breath. VERDICT: Total celebrity. Would you even know you could be hospitalized for being tired if it weren't for celebrities?