In case you missed it, Britney Spears is back. She’s got a new song and video, a new friendship with Miley Cyrus, and oh yea, she looks INCREDIBLE! But she didn’t get there by sitting around. She worked, BITCH!

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As made evident by “Work Bitch,” the first single off her hotly anticipated new album, it takes a lot to get what you want in life:

  • You’ve got to have a strong work ethic: “Bring it on, Ring the alarm. Don’t stop now, Just be the champion.
  • A great support team: “Break it off, Break it down. See me coming, You can hear my sound. Tell somebody in your town. Spread the word. Spread the word.
  • And sure, a little narcissism doesn’t hurt:  “Go call the police, Go call the governor. I bring the trouble. That means the trouble y’all. I make the governor. Call me the governor. I am the bad bitch. The bitch that you’ll never know.” 

Click through to see all the things you’ll get if you do like Britney—and work, bitch: