Maksim Chmerkovskiy—who just announced that he's returning to Dancing With The Stars—is lucky he's good-looking. Otherwise, girls would just give up on dating him because, honestly, noone wants Chmerkovskiy as their surname.
It wouldn't have been the worst thing if model Cara Delevingne decided to give herself a stage name. Even shortening the complicated last name to "Levingne" would've still confused us, but not quite as much.
Lea Michele's real last name is Sarfati so thanks, Lea, for not complicating our lives more with that one. But her stage last name, Michele, really needs another "L" in there. It trips us up every time.
Kristin Cavallari had to go and be all different by spelling her first name with an "I" instead of an "E" like Kristen Stewart, Bell, and Wiig? We're taking a trip to Laguna Beach to yell at her parents.