PHOTOSFifty Shades of Grey Movie Review: The One Moment In The Movie That Will Drive You Insane
Fifty Shades of Gray
You've probably read a million reviews by now for the Fifty Shades of Grey movie, which finally hits theaters this Friday, Feb. 13. So yes, you know already not to expect a sex scene until forty minutes into the movie, and are aware that there are perhaps a few things that you might find disappointing about the film's adaptation of the novel. But do you know what moment from the movie will anger you the absolute most?
Film Title: Fifty Shades of Grey
You may be bothered by Irish Jamie Dornan's portrayal of billionaire Christian Grey, mainly because his American accent is shoddy, at best.
Film Title: Fifty Shades of Grey
You may also be bothered by his chemistry with Dakota Johnson, who plays his "submissive," Anastasia Steele. The actors definitely do have chemistry despite what some critics might want you to think, but you'll still imagine if Charlie Hunnam, who was originally cast in the role but had to bow out due to scheduling conflicts, could've done better.
Fifty Shades of Grey
You may be bothered by the language Christian uses with Anastasia. Some are saying the dialogue in certain scenes is more reminiscent of domestic violence than kinky sex, and there's a possibility that it will make you uncomfortable.
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And speaking of sex, you might be bothered by the sex in the movie...or lack thereof. Of course there's a solid amount of naked scenes (in which you'll see all of Dakota and most of Jamie), but if you were expecting more sex and less talk of Christian and Anastasia's relationship outside the bedroom (or shall we say, the "playroom"), you're not alone.
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You might be bothered by the excess of fluff. That last thing we just said about focusing on Christian and Anastasia's non-sexual relationship? There's too much of it. We didn't hate seeing their ride in his private helicopter or their cute encounter at the bar, but Anastasia visiting her mom in Georgia and Anastasia and Christian riding in a drone? These moments just weren't necessary to include at all.
But what's the ONE moment that will frustrate you the most with the film and anger you almost to the point that you're going to boycott the whole franchise entirely?
The last scene. The screening audience with whom OKMagazine.com saw the film was mostly silent throughout the entire 100 minutes, though the last few seconds was full of gasps, and "what?!" and "OMG" and "Are you kidding me?!" Think all of The Hunger Games films, where you're not satisfied with the ending (no pun intended) and all you want to do is watch the next film in the franchise immediately to find out what happens next. Oh, movie studios. How we loathe you so.
Film Title: Fifty Shades of Grey
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