So in honor of Bryan Greenberg’s new movie A Short History of Decay, out today, we wanted to give you one of his “firsts”. We were thinking maybe we’ll do his first major film role in Prime with Meryl Streep and Uma Thurman (cause it’s amazing) but once we found these pictures of his first big red carpet we just had to go with it. That hair! That peace sign! And then we really got going. Red carpets in 2004 are NOT like they are today. So much denim! Click through the gallery to see who rocked the carpet with Greenberg to celebrate the premiere of The Perfect Score.
In 2004, Scarlett Johansson was 20. TWENTY! And she looks exactly the same. And Seth Green is wearing a green shirt so people don’t forget about him. (P.S. We could NEVER forget about you SG! You were in Airborne! The best roller-blading movie of 1993!)
Doesn’t Matthew Lillard remind you of Matthew McConaughey‘s character in Dazed in Confused? He always looks like the oldest guy in the room? And not in a, “Dude, you’re so old” way, but a, “I know you’re only 14, but can you buy me a six pack of beer?” way? Also does that brown leather blazer go all the way down to his knees?
Bonus points for Wilmer Valderrama who’s rocking both a fedora AND a T-Mobile SideKick that’s clipped onto his belt.
And look who we have here! It’s Wilmer Valderrama‘s 18 year-old girlfriendLindsayLohan, who’s wearing a sheer top, light denim flared jeans and pointy-toed boots—AKA my go-to outfit AFTER I learned that sneakers don’t go with everything but BEFORE I wore solely Juicy Couture sweatsuits.