Is the image of Miley Cyrus twerking on Robin Thicke in a nude vinyl bikini still seared in your brain? Miley's performance at the 2013 MTV Video Music Awards was all anyone could talk about for a month. What has she done since then? Let's see.
September 2013: Miley releases the video for "23," a surprisingly unsuccessful single.
September 2013: Miley appears on the cover of Rolling Stone (with her tongue out, natch), and gets the mag's name tattooed on the bottom of her feet.
September 2013: Miley Cyrus wears little pasties at the IHeartRadio music festival.
October 2013: Miley stars in MTV's documentary about her, where she finally addresses her VMAs performance.
October 2013: Miley releases the video for the gorgeous ballad "Wrecking Ball," which involves her swinging naked on, yep, a wrecking ball.
October 2013: Miley Cyrus hosts Saturday Night Live, where her funniest sketch mocks the government shutdown. Michelle Bachmann will never recover.
October 2013: Miley comes up with the coolest Halloween costume of all time.
November 2013: Miley smokes a joint live and on-stage at MTV's European Music Awards.
November 2013: Miley inexplicably bleaches her eyebrows away, then poses with, even more inexplicably, Miranda Kerr, to show them off.
November 2013: Miley figures out a way to one-up her VMAs performance—she sings alongside a giant, digital kitten at the AMAs.
December 2013: Miley touches herself—a lot—in the music video for her single "Adore You."
December 2013: Miley smooches super-model Cara Delevingne because, really, it's what all the cool kids are doing.
January 2014: Miley teams up with Marc Jacobs for his spring 2014 ad campaign.
January 2014: Miley Cyrus tapes an Unplugged special for MTV, which features a guest appearance from Madonna.
February 2014: Miley launches the international Bangerz tour, with 81 total dates.
April 2014: Miley loses one of her beloved dogs, Floyd. She is so upset that she becomes physically ill, which she says led to her hospital stay.
April 2014: Miley halts her tour to spend days in the hospital after an allergic reaction to antibiotics.
July 2014: Miley befriends Wayne Coyne of the Flaming Lips, and they make a trippy music video together.
July 2014: Oh, and they also get matching tattoos dedicated to her dead dog.
July 2014: Miley gets really into crafting. Like a neon Martha Stewart, that one.
August 2014: Miley gets a pet piglet! How cute.
August 2014: Miley makes a 5-foot tall bong made out of gifts from her fans.