Kyle Beckerman is famous on the field for his long dreadlocks, but he's clearly always had some awesome hair. Nice bowl cut, little buddy.
Captain Clint Dempsey is clearly living out his childhood dream. Check out this #tbt from his yearbook!
Graham Zusi, sweet mullet, bro! And sweet turtleneck. And sweatpants under shorts.
He's dashing now, but goalkeeper Tim Howard took awkward pics in middle school just like you!
Here's Aron Johannsson graduating from high school. He's Icelandic, in case that wasn't abundantly clear.
"Choo choo" said defender Omar Gonzalez alongside this #tbt pic of himself as a baby.
"Always Remember The Beginning," DeAndre Yedlin wrote with this pic, along with #seattlelove.
"Love this time of year n really miss being young looking for Santa out the window lol," said Alejandro Bedoya. What a cutie!
Goalkeeper Nick Romando posted a throwback pic alongside a pal in a crop top jersey. How bold!
"Thanks mom...really?!?! #throwbackthurs #mickey #wtf" Tim Howard captioned this pic.