Darlings forgive me! My herbal tea has given me a new look into fashion! A very subjective, intellectual, yet desperate search for something, anything, well… fashionable.

My darlings did you watch the AMA's? There was glamor, sparkle, romance and OH MY Darlings!!!!!! Or should I say OMD's? When one of my favorite performers, Adam Lambert, goes Bridal that is when the world of menswear needs a makeover! This ensemble though fitting for the groom to be should NEVER (did I say that loud enough?) be seen on any red carpet.

OK! GALLERY: JUSTIN BIEBER & SELENA GOMEZ — RED CARPET KISSERS AT AMAS!

I need a moment with Justin Beiber's stylist. A collar should fit a man not be an accessory. Though I adore this smoking jacket the rest of the ensemble needs a tune up. I simply adore the PDA between him and Selena Gomez on the red carpet. Selena has grown to be one of the most beautiful women in Hollywood, and her gown — STUNNING!!!!

OK! GALLERY: STARS SIZZLE ON THE RED CARPET AT 2011 AMERICAN MUSIC AWARDS

Miss Nicki Menage, I mean Minaj, HA! Her stunning ensemble was a Ménage à Trois of fabrics, perfectly suited for this sultry and beautiful woman, BRAVA! Kelly Clarkson, gave us curves, beautiful radiant curves, à la my favourite cartoon character Jessica Rabbit.

OMD! OMD!!! Nicki Minaj's performance outfit at the AMA's resembled, well… Lets just say a small neighborhood in West Hollywood could create the same costume with a little silly putty and their collective toaster ovens , YIKES! Though I LOOOOOOVE Miss Minaj, I would not quite call a toaster or a multitude of them on my body sexy, unless of course Marmalade was being served along with them, OMD!

OK! GALLERY: JUSTIN BIEBER, KATY PERRY & JENNIFER LOPEZ ROCK THE HOUSE AT 2011 AMERICAN MUSIC AWARDS

The HOFF (David Hasselhoff) as he likes to call himself, was well, darlings this gives me new faith that sixty is the new TWELVE? Yikes my visions of Michael Knight will never ever be the same.

Katy Perry looks lovely à la Shanghai surpise, and I feel like I need to take Bruno Mars on a styling/shopping trip. Am I wrong or does he wear the same outfit to every event? Bruno, your voice is magic, come see me I would love to get you styled in some fantastic menswear!

OK! GALLERY: JENNIFER LOPEZ SPARKLES AT AMERICAN MUSIC AWARDS AFTER-PARTY WITH RUMORED BEA

Well, the night would never be the same without the Jennifer Lopez runway show. Wink! This is always my favorite, as Jennifer is the most stylish woman in Hollywood! From ostrich feathers to chantilly lace and beaded to flesh tone, this woman gave us elegance, beauty and spice!

Well darlings, until next week I wish you Love and Glamour,

Malan Breton

PS OMD's Happy Thanksgiving!!!

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