In Miley Cyrus‘ new music video for the rap song “23,” she wears the sexiest Michael Jordan Jersey the world has ever seen and grinds up on bathroom windows, basketball hoops and locker rooms. Click through to see 14 sexy stills from the video that’ll probably make you never look at high school (or basketball) the same way again.
The video takes place in a school, with Miley spending much of her time in the ladies' room. In one of the video's very first frames, we see her smokin' a cig.
Seconds later, Miley twerks up on her lady friends in the bathroom with her signature tongue-sticked-out. The Miley varsity jacket is also a very nice touch.
Then Miley finds herself a nice comfy spot on the bathroom window sill and starts grinding like this...
And moving her hair around like this.
And doing some model poses like this.
Next it's into the locker room she goes, for which Miley changed her outfit and put on some shades, because everyone knows locker rooms are very bright and sunny.
We also see Miley being the star of the school's pep rally in the gymnasium. I don't know about you but my cheerleading squad did NOT look like this in high school. At all.
Interspersed with all the gym scenes is more window-sill grinding. Mark my words that window-sill grinding will be the next YouTube phenomenon.
And then, Miley magically props herself up on a basketball hoop where she is spread eagle and doing..whatever that is.
And then she does this back in the locker room...
And this again in the bathroom...
And then in the bleachers, the foam finger that became infamous at the 2013 MTV VMAs makes its appearance in this music video, because obviously this music video just wouldn't be the same without it.
Oh right, then there's more window grinding.
And the very last shot of the video features Miley with her posse Mike Will, Wiz Khalifa and Juicy J...and her tongue. Never forget Miley's tongue.