Right on the heels of Kate Middleton's Closer magazine topless scandal, the Duchess was met by a bevy of half naked tribesman in Marau, Solomon Islands this morning on Day 7 of their Diamond Jubilee Tour of South East Asia.
The local ladies helped the royal couple into a few traditional garlands and guided them on a tour of the tiny village, complete with a trip to neighboring Tavanipupu Island in an authentic war canoe.
Meanwhile, back in France Kate's lawyers were busy filing a charges against the magazine for publishing photos of her sunbathing topless in France while on vacation with William.
"We can confirm that a criminal complaint has been made to the French Prosecution Department today,” a Clarence House spokesman said on Monday, according to People. “The complaint concerns the taking of photographs of the Duke and Duchess of Cambridge whilst on holiday and the publication of those photographs in breach of their privacy.”