"Boy, that escalated quickly... I mean, that really got out of hand fast."
"I'm gonna punch you in the ovary, that's what I'm gonna do. A straight shot, right to the baby maker."
"Don't act like you're not impressed."
"Como estan, b*tches!"
"I don't know how to put this, but I'm kind of a big deal. People know me."
"I love lamp."
"Brian, I'm gonna be honest with you, that smells like pure gasoline."
"Sixty percent of the time, it works every time."
"Milk was a bad choice."
"You're just a woman with a small brain. With a brain a third the size of us. It's science."
"You're a smelly pirate hooker."
"Why don't you go back to your home on Whore Island?"
"You stay classy, San Diego."
"Go f*ck yourself, San Diego."
"I love scotch. Scotchy, scotch, scotch. Here it goes down, down into my belly..."
"Take me to Pleasure Town!"
"You know I don't speak Spanish."
"You're so wise. You're like a miniature Buddha, covered in hair."
"That's how I roll."
"I'm in a glass case of emotion."
"Hey everyone! Come see how good I look!"