Are those… could they possibly be… is Lindsay Lohan wearing… boots?!?!?!? No way! What are the odds? The girl who could barely go a week without setting off that pesky SCRAM alcohol detection bracelet was once again spotted out and about in high, suede fringed boots to cover up her favorite accessory in Hollywood on Thursday, accompanied by sister Ali Lohan.
C’mon, Lilo — we all know it’s there, and it must be getting really hot and annoying to wear boots in the sunny California, so just free yourself and go with some sandals!
One might think that letting the paparazzi catch a glimpse of the aforementioned ankle shackle, effectively finally giving them a peek at what they’ve been hankering to see, would quiet down the ravening hordes of cameras trying to take Lindsay’s picture.
But that would mean less attention for Lindsay, and everyone knows you’re nobody until somebody loves you.