This is what you won’t find in the magazine.
Last time you laughed?
Last night with my friends at dinner at the Standard Grill. The waiters, my friends and I all laughed.
Last time you lied?
I don’t like to lie and I don’t like liars.
Last time you went shopping with your daughters?
This past weekend – we went to the Rogan outlet store.
Last date night?
I went to the Sony Dash party with a great guy.
Last time you ate in a restaurant?
Kenmare. I had the steak. It was amazing. The owner was humble — I like that.
Last time you went home to Illinois?
I haven’t been home in five years. My parents, who still live there, came to East Hampton for Christmas. My children spend two weeks in Rockford every summer.
Last time you felt defensive?
Yesterday when someone said mean things about Real Housewives of New York.
Last chore or errand you did?
I painted the floor of my apartment two days ago.
Last time you saw your best friends?
I had lunch with my best friend last week. We ate sushi and caught up on gossip.
Last time you checked Facebook/Twitter?
Last time you went in a hot tub?
I hate hot tubs; they are breeding grounds for bacteria. Ewww.
Last time you took a walk through Central Park?
When I was picking up garbage with my girls last fall for Central Park Clean-up.
Last vacation you took?
I went to Palm Beach last spring with my girls. I work a lot and don’t have much time for vacation.
Last time you felt shy?
This morning when I woke up.
Last time you felt angry?
Yesterday when I got into an argument and someone hurt my feelings.
Last advice you gave your daughter?
Please be nice to your sister.
Last time you indulged?
Last night I had two shots of tequila.
Last time you left NYC?
This morning. I am on my way to the Bahamas for a celebrity golf tournament.
Catch The Real Housewives of NYC tonight at 10 p.m. on Bravo. And, pick up the OK! on newsstands now for Kelly Bensimon’s Last Word interview. The cover line is Kendra/Kim/Audrina: “Boob Jobs, Botox and Lipo.”