The 39-year-old comedian keeps it funny in line with her memoir The Bedwetter: Stories of Courage, Redemption and Pee, which is in stores now.
This is what you won’t find in the magazine.
Last time you felt happy?
Last cellphone call or text message you received?
It was 26 minutes ago from my friend Wayne, telling me he had a great time last night. Oh s***!
Last date night?
Last night — double date with [my boyfriend Alec Sulkin] and Wayne and his girlfriend.
Last time you said I love you?
Last time you saw Matt Damon?
At the Cinematheque event honoring him.
Last time you went home to New Hampshire?
Last summer. I go home every summer.
Last time you ate in a vegetarian restaurant?
I went to M Cafe on Melrose – I had a “big macro” sandwich with a side of kale. Yes, I have given in to Los Angeles. You have a problem with that?
Last chore or errand you did?
Cleaning my apartment.
Last dream or nightmare?
I dreamed I was in high school and was lost and couldn’t find my class.
Last time someone called you a nickname?
Last time you saw your best friend?
Tuesday to watch Lost.
Last time you saw your sister/s?
I Skyped with Susie, who’s in Israel, a few days ago. My other sisters are here in Los Angeles, but I haven’t seen them in a couple weeks.
Last thing you ate?
Coffee. Really bad coffee I made at home.
Last time you went to your high school reunion?
I only made it to the five-year one. But I keep in touch.
Last reality show you watched?
Last vacation you took?
To Portland, Oregon.
Last time you felt competitive?
Last Sunday playing three-on-three half-court basketball.
Last meal you’d like to eat before you die?
Macaroni and cheese, dark chocolate Dove bar with vanilla ice cream, butter cake with butter frosting, a stick of butter.
Pick up the OK! on newsstands now to get the rest of Sarah Silverman’s Last Word interview. The cover line is “Kendra Betrayed: Sex Tape Scandals.” And, check out Sarah’s new book, The Bedwetter: Stories of Courage, Redemption and Pee.