Anderson Cooper isn’t calling the Jersey Shore‘s Snooki ridiculous, but he’s coming pretty close! On Anderson Cooper 360, Anderson explained why he’s adding “people paying Snooki” to his “RidicuList.”
“Snooki is one impossibly lucky, unusually spunky, freakishly tan, beer guzzling, juicehead hugging, muscle loving, Botero body, pint-sized money-making machine,” Anderson began his rant (via PopEater).
Anderson isn’t too happy that Snooki and her Jersey Shore co-stars are paid $100,000 per episode and that Snooki was paid by Rutgers University.
“If you listen closely, you can hear school teachers around the country weeping right now,” he says.
Watch Anderson’s rant below!