The Season 9 premiere of Two and a Half Men is quickly approaching, and the trio of male co-stars is busy promoting the hit CBS sitcom — which has been at the center of a media firestorm since main actor Charlie Sheen was fired from set, leading to a lawsuit with show’s creator Chuck Lorre and Warner Brothers. Ashton Kutcher will make his debut as the new man to join the Malibu pad, and joined his co-stars Thursday night to deliver David Letterman‘s Top Ten!
Jon Cryer, Angus T. Jones and Ashton joined Late Show via satellite from Burbank, Calif., to deliver the “Top Ten Reasons to Watch the New Season of Two and a Half Men.”
Jon — No. 8: “I need to pay for a really big new house. ”
Ashton — No. 7: “If you don’t, I’ll make Dude Where’s My Car 2.”
Angus — No. 6: “The economy sucks. Our show’s free. What more do you need?”
Jon — No. 5: “This season we will reveal who the mother is.”
Ashton — No. 1: “Watch it. Don’t watch it. I get paid either way.”
Ashton’s debut episode of Men airs on Sept. 19!
Catch a clip, via CBS, below! Will you be tuning in to the new season of Men? Sound off in the comments.