Charlie Sheen appeared back on his Ustream channel for his fourth episode of Sheen’s Korner on Tuesday night and seemed to be more rehearsed than usual. Maybe he wanted to make every attack on his ex-bosses very, very clear!
Charlie began his speech/rant by sharing his thoughts on officially being fired from Two and a Half Men. And he referred to himself as “The Malibu Messiah,” “The Condor of Calabasas” and the “F**king warlock of the jealous face that is before you.”
“What occurred yesterday was completely and entirely illegal, unconscionable and, to quote my lawyer, really sh**ty sh**ty, suck suck,” Charlie said (via The Hollywood Reporter).
And then he began attacking each of his former bosses individually from his “unwanted guest list, their names slightly altered.”
“Less than Goonves,” Charlie said of presumably Les Moonves, president and CEO of CBS, “You gave me your word so in turn you gave me nothing. It must really suck being your Mrs.”
Charlie told Peter Roth, Warner Bros. Television president to trust “your evil overlords — they will discard you and abandon your precious family. Liars and fools, all of them.”
He then told him to call him.
“Bruce daisy and wilt,” Charlie said of presumably Bruce Rosenblum, the Warner Bros. Television Group president, “Shame on you, you much shorter than average fool … My crew now knows the truth, and yes, that is all of their fists pounding on your paper-thin door … It’s over, tiny man. Grab your ankles and accept your fate. Wow, it must really suck being you now.”
And he then addressed “Chuck-E-Cheese ball,” or most likely Chuck Lorre, co-creator Two and a Half Men, saying, “Where are you hiding, you silly clown? Behind your narcissism, your greed, your hatred of yourself and women? Which person are you cowering behind for cover? I see you, moron, behind that plastic smile, behind your need to be liked.”
Sheen kept unloading on Lorre, letting him know, “You picked a fight with a warlock, you little worm,” he added and continued to call him “maggot,” “ugly clown” and “f**k Lorre.”
“‘Sheen’s Korner’ is now for sale as a sports bar,” Charlie concluded his show. “You know where to find me so I bid you adieu.”
“Stay tuned good soldiers, I’ll see you all very soon on the battlefield,” he added. “Dog speed.”
Watch Sheen’s Korner below!