What Happened to Don't Feed the Models?

Sunday morning we again woke up after too little sleep to make the most

of the few hours we had left to enjoy sunshine before our afternoon

flight back to chilly NYC. We willed ourselves out of bed, put on

bathing suits and just got coffees for breakfast to not infringe on our

time with something like sitting down and eating a meal. We decided to

go down to the beach today rather than the pool to make tanning a

mission uninterrupted by friends, flirting and imbibing by the pool.

After a  couple of hours of scorching heat, keeping cool with cucumber

water (sooooo much better and more refreshing than water with lemon, in

my opinion), we went back to the pool-side cabana to order up some

lunch (well, what we knew would be our breakfast, lunch and dinner)

before dashing upstairs to shower and pack and then come back down to

eat before before leaving for the airport.

Unfortunately, when we got

back downstairs there was no food. Someone said the food came - and the

models (the tenjune guys flew in a couple dozen for the occasion)

didn’t know it belonged to anyone so they claimed it for themselves.

What happened to the theory that models don’t eat??? Well, guess it

kind of held up because we saw our shrimp over salad indeed on their

chair, but nibbled at and not eaten - just enough that we were forced

to follow the ‘model diet’ ourselves, and starve. But, at least we had

some cucumbers to fish out of our water.