Lunchtime Lowdown: Brooke Mueller the Bad Girl; Police Chief Gets Time in SJP Case

• Bad boy Charlie Sheen isn't the only one with a rap sheet in his marriage — Brooke Mueller has two arrests in her past. (E! Online)

• He should've known better than to mess with Carrie Bradshaw: A police chief in Ohio gets three years in prison for messing with the home of Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick's surrogate. (Gossip Cop)

• Start becoming familiar with Up in the Air and Twilight Saga star Anna Kendrick, she's totes going places. (PopEater)

• It's a good sign that all  Kim Kardashian and Reggie Bush are fighting over these days is cell phones! (Hollywood Life)