Sunday: In the News

Things that caught my attention in today in the news…

Problems at the polls…

Bruno vs. Carrie

-According to Page Six, phone calls to vote for Bruno on “Dance War’s: Bruno vs. Carrie” have been misdirected to concierge service Quintessentially. Not only is this obv. highly annoying to the company, but calls there are likely not getting to ABC to be tallied for Bruno – who is currently losing.

Obama vs. Clinton

Similarly, it recently came to light that many districts reported ZERO votes for Obama. Highly circumspect, the votes are being calculated and showing that rather than none, Obama was nearly even with Clinton in those precincts! Innocent oversights? You decide

Who’s doing these studies?

A recent study proclaims New York Yankee Captain Derek Jeter is the worst short stop in baseball? After a gasp of shock that a New York paper had the audacity to publish such blasphemy, I read that they based their findings on statistical data.

Can Heidi Klum save Britney?

She wants to try. The Associated Press is reporting that in a recent interview slated to air Monday in Germany Heidi said of Brit, "She can call me and come live in our house with us for a couple of months. I would help set her straight." And I’m sure the former Victoria’s Secret model has lingerie a plenty for the bra and fishnet-loving pop star to prance around in.