Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt’s horrifying plan for world domination continues! The blonde, brainless Hills duo was seen at the Kobe Club trying to pitch a reality TV show of their own to MTV head Tony DiSanto, reports Page Six. The show would be about the pair’s on-again, off-again wedding. DiSanto was stone-faced (presumably trying to hold back the laughter) but MTV sources report that a show is definitely in the works.

Speaking of on-again, off-again relationships: Lindsay Lohan and her Jesus-lovin’ dad Michael Lohan aren’t speaking again because Lindsay is angry that Michael won’t stop talking to the press about her. Said a snitch, “"Lindsay was never going to do anything he said she was, like going to India. He’s gone crazy again."

Burlesque beauty Dita Von Teese will keep it pale, thank you very much. The former Mrs. Marilyn Manson says that she’s never been a fan of tanning. “I never go suntanning. My worst fear is looking down and seeing brown wrinkly cleavage. It’ll get white and wrinkly, but no need to rush it.”

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