Look at baby Brad during his 80s modeling days! Imagine being the agent to discover this guy.
His career exploded when he first appeared shirtless (coincidence?) in Thelma & Louise.
Brad spent much of the mid 90s with long, lustrous hair.
He was even hot as a stone-cold vampire in Interview with the Vampire.
If not even Brad Pitt and Gwyneth Paltrow can make 90s fashion look good, then no one can. Those pants!
He had paler golden hair in Seven Years in Tibet.
The movie that spanned a million dorm-room posters (and a whole lot of drooling): Brad was never hotter than in Fight Club.
He and then-wife Jennifer Aniston had matching blonde highlights.
Around the turn of the millennium, Brad let his bone structure do the talking with a super-short or shaved haircut.
Yeah, again, his face is nice, but that body? He killed it in 2004's Troy.
His bleached crew cut after his divorce prompted Aniston to crack in an interview, "Billy Idol called—he wants his look back."
He went for the disheveled look once he started dating Angelina Jolie.
Who knew Brad as a dad would be the hottest Brad? Well, I guess we could have guessed.
Lately he's been going with the really long, sleek hair look again. Can we all agree that he is hot even when his hair is not ideal? Yep, still hot.