Ashton Kutcher's 'Two & A Half Men' Trailer Is His Home If He "Ever" Fights With Demi Moore

Ashton Kutcher's dog house is way nicer than yours. If the Hollywood hunk ever gets in a fight with wife Demi Moore he is not headed to the couch, rather his more than 1,000 square foot trailer, which he uses on the set of Two and a Half Men! 

Ashton’s massive, two-story trailer on the Warner Bros. lot was all his planning, the actor revealed last night to Conan O'Brien on his hit late night talk show Conan.

“It was like this little trailer I was given and I have a business that I run in the day when I’m not shooting stuff,” he said of his decision to hire security for the house on wheels, adding, “If I ever have a fight with Demi, I’m staying in the trailer.”

Ashton also revealed that the plot of Men was so guarded, that even his wife Demi had to sign an agreement preventing her from divulging any details

“Everybody has to sign these confidentiality agreements. My wife had to sign one,” Ashton explained. “It’s really intense over there.”

Ashton will be playing Internet billionaire Walter Schmidt when Season 9 debuts Monday at 9 p.m. on CBS. He replaced Charlie Sheen who was infamously fired from the show after his very public fight with creator Chuck Lorre.

“The first two audiences were there just kind of sussing it out. Like, ‘Oh, what do we think about this guy?’ ” Ashton said of his first times on set.  “Now, my people are starting to show up, which makes me feel really good.

“There’s this weird skepticism, because we haven’t been able to say much about what the show is about."

See Ashton with his new co-stars Jon Cryer and Angus T. Jones in the gallery below. Will you be tuning in Sept. 19?