Breakfast Links: Alicia's a Broadway Baby; Will Paula Switch Judging Teams?

• Not Clueless anymore -- Alicia Silverstone is ready to become a Broadway baby. (Just Jared)

• Hey Paula Abdul, if that whole American Idol thing doesn't work out, Nigel Lythgoe thinks you can judge dancing. (TV Guide)

• Meanwhile, would you want any of these people replacing Paula on American Idol? (PopEater)

• Of course Michael Jackson's death certificate has been accessed improperly over 300 times. Have some respect, people. (E! Online)

• Yes, John Oates has a cartoon about his mustached called, "J-Stache." (Reuters)

• Apparently Bar Rafaeli is going all Single White Female on Gisele Bundchen's modeling career. (Socialite Life)