Charlie Sheen Heads to L.A. to "Get His Kids Back"; Calls Brooke Mueller a "Crack Addict"

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Apr. 18 2011, Published 5:58 a.m. ET

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Brooke Mueller is reportedly back in rehab, and Charlie Sheen is seizing her absence as an opportunity to regain custody of their 2-year-old twin boys, Max and Bob. Foxwoods Resort Casino hosted Charlie's "Torpedo of Truth" show Sunday night at the MGM Grand Theater, and the 45-year-old actor spent a portion of his stage time bashing his estranged wife.

"Speaking of crack addicts, have you heard about this ex-wife of mine?" Charlie began in his opening monologue last night before bashing Brooke for her most recent battle with addiction. "How do we feel about that loser?"

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"This troll Brooke sends child services to my house to steal my children in the middle of the night," Charlie continued. "I told my kids, 'Don't say goodbye, say see ya later.' I'm the best f***ing father they can ever hope for."

The crowd sympathized with Charlie, hanging on his every word as they booed Brooke.

Charlie proceeded to document their custody battle.

"She convinces a f***ing judge while she's still in rehab coming off of crack that she's the better parent," he said, adding, "Only in L.A."

Brooke's drug addiction was a problem throughout their marriage, according to Charlie.

"Brooke was observed on video surveillance selling watches I gave her during our marriage to buy f***ing crack," he said.

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The actress reportedly refused a drug test on Friday, which she is required to comply with under her custody agreement with Charlie. She then entered rehab after a week of "binging," TMZ reports.

Her decision to re-enter rehab was allegedly a "precautionary" measure, just in case Charlie’s lawyers bring it up in court.

Charlie maintained that he submits to random drug tests and is clean.

"So she's MIA. The kids are with her less-than-stable mom, so guess where I'm going tonight after the show? I'm going to L.A. to get my f***ing kids back," he said last night to the roar of the crowd.

"My last words to her were not to pick a fight with a f***ing warlock — you're gonna lose," Charlie continued. "Hope you saved some of your dough."

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