NEWSGeorge Clooney Now a Food Group
March 12 2009, Published 7:30 a.m. ET
File this one under "So Totally Weird But True": after PETA obtained a gym towel soaked in George Clooney's sweat, they were inspired to create a Clooney-flavored line of tofu. Yes, tofu with the taste of a famous actor's sweat.
EOnline.com reports that the animal lovers wrote a letter to George seeking his permission, saying, "The technology actually exists to take your perspiration and make it into George Clooney-flavored tofu (CloFu). Of course, your fans would swoon at the idea of eating CloFu."
The group even quotes a researcher, who says, "If you use a sample of human perspiration, it is 'no different than making artificial chicken flavor for instant gravy.' "
What is the point of having CloFu anyway? PETA's got an answer: "Cheese-scented CloFu could be used as pizza topping and in lasagna…CloFu will help people be healthier and more environmentally friendly and will spare animals from being killed for the table."
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As for George, his response is pretty predictable, saying, "As a mammal, I'm offended."
Right there with ya, George.
