Heather Mills Takes on Jordan

Seems like there's a new entrant in the war of words between bitter exes Heather Mills and Paul McCartney: British glamour model (and actress... and writer... and reality star... and "vocalist") Katie "Jordan" Andre.

The busty Brit recently poked fun at the headline-grabbing Mills-McCartney divorce on her and hubby Peter Andre's UK TV show, sparking Heather to go on a media blitz condemning the British tabloids for treating her unfairly. The former Dancing With the Stars competitor also struck back at her new nemesis by saying, "My sister was crying her eyes out because that awful Jordan and Andre did a joke on Sunday!"

Meanwhile, Jordan has some words of her own for Heather. "It seems your life is in such a mess at the moment," Jordan says to the former Mrs. McCartney. "You need to focus on that before slatting others!"

All we have to say is, meow!