The dysfunctional union of Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick took another turn for the worse on Kourtney and Khloé Take Miami last night, as the new mom’s attempt to make her boyfriend jealous backfired.
Kourtney’s fears that Scott didn’t find her attractive post-birth were sparked when the pair and her sister Khloé Kardashian went horse riding and even though Kourtney’s instructor flirted with her, Scott didn’t even notice.
“I thought it was so funny how Scout did not get an ounce jealous…” Kourtney says. “He used to be [jealous], but we have a baby and I don’t want him to think he has anything to worry about or be scared all of the time, but a little jealousy is fun.
“I have to shake him up…I am just worried that he doesn’t find me sexy anymore,” Kourtney laments.
Her solution? Enlisting a girlfriend of hers — whom Scott later refers to as Kourtney’s, “little kissing buddy” — to make him jealous.
Scott, however, didn’t fall for the trick, saying: “I wasn’t born yesterday and if they are trying to pull a fast one on me, trust me, I will pull one right back and faster.”
The nightclub owner walks over to the tub in nothing but a robe and cries: “Two for one. Get to work lovely ladies,” opening his robe to flash at his girlfriend and her pal.
An enraged Kourtney responds: “You are disgusting, you sick f*** … To take his clothes off in front of someone else, it’s just unacceptable.”
However Scott admits he pushed it too far and apologizes, “you know I love you… And I am sorry from the bottom of my heart, I know that you are perfect.”
“Even when you are doing diapers I am thinking of getting dirty,” he says, beginning to take his apology a little too far, “I call it dirty diaper time.”
In the meantime, Khloé is getting annoyed that her brother Rob Kardashian has moved into her new home with hubby Lamar Odom.
“Rob moved in with Lamar and I because he was a 23-year-old living it at his mom’s house and Lamar felt sorry for him,” she says. “I am little on the fence about Rob living with us just because I am a newlywed and I want alone time.”
Khloé manages to keep her misgivings to herself even when Rob brings girls home and takes Lamar’s attention away with video games.
“Lamar is having the best time with Rob,” she says. “So I am just going to bite my tongue so that I don’t feel like a crazy wife.”
She fails to keep her good intentions and eventually explodes at Rob, and him tells him to move out. Thanks to Lamar’s invention — as he tells her, “we should give him a second chance,” — Rob remains in his sister’s crib.
By Gina Oppenheim